Where the wise and the bewildered gather to ponder the profound.
As it is written, "A question was asked, but not answered." - The Great Oracle of Puns.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing "The Answer That Never Came." (Subsidiaries of the committee may be available.)
We also have an unofficial policy of not actually having any answers.
Don't worry, though - we have plenty of questions to go around.
Or, as our fearless leader says, "We're all just winging it, folks."
See our minutes of past meetings to see just how little we accomplished.